Scrapbook di Amos Poe

amospoe:

“It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, ‘Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.’ Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

“Could it think, the heart would stop beating.” – Fernando Pessoa

poerobots:

“Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.” – Alfred Hitchcock

poerobots:

Mexico City

“I work in three shades of black.” – Rei Kawakubo

“I’m kind of a big deal.” – Mike Pence

“I love bad jokes. Did you hear the one about the optician who fell into the lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself.”

– Kara Neko

Veronika: [after seeing Alexandre making the bed by jumping with the sheets on top of it] Funny way to make a bed.

Alexandre: I saw it done in a film. Films teach you how to live, how to make a bed.

Jean-Pierre Leaud & Isabelle Weingarten in Eustache’s “La Maman et La Putain”

amospoe:

“I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.” 
― Oscar Wilde

(via amospoe)

“It’s so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up who.” – Joan Rivers

(photo: saul leiter)

John Zabawa

“By definition, all art is abstract.” – Joseph Kosuth

“But he who dares not grasp the thorn
Should never crave the rose.”
― Anne Bronte